Well that sucks.

"Haimatox" (haimatox) 07/24/2014 at 17:53 • Filed to: None

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Right now I'm in sunny south Florida doing tennis training (Duh. What else is new?). On Tuesday, I met one the most beautiful, charming, talented, and all-around amazing girl I have ever known. If you ask me, we hit it off immediately. There are a few issues though. First, I'm leaving Florida on Saturday. Second, she doesn't live in the US. She actually lives in Venezuela. Thirdly, even though she might be moving to Florida this fall, I obviously don't live there. As you can imagine, it can't possibly work. Dammit. Have any of you been through something like this?

Here's an R8 for your time.

Diesel > Haimatox 07/24/2014 at 17:57

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Time to have a baby.

Haimatox > Diesel 07/24/2014 at 17:58

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Well that escalated quickly... Haha

CAR_IS_MI > Haimatox 07/24/2014 at 17:58

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Yes and I hear Venezuela is nice this time of year....

Haimatox > CAR_IS_MI 07/24/2014 at 17:59

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That's what I was told as well.

Crocket Bernet > Haimatox 07/24/2014 at 18:00

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Did you really become infatuated in 3 days? You work quick.

Haimatox > Crocket Bernet 07/24/2014 at 18:01

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Well I wouldn't say infatuated. That's pushing it a bit in my opinion.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Haimatox 07/24/2014 at 18:01

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...
Work it out, quick!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Haimatox 07/24/2014 at 18:03

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This sounds like Wimbledon the movie; well, sorta?

Haimatox > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/24/2014 at 18:05

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Maybe. If you take out the Wimbledon. And sex. And marriage. Basically leave the tennis.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Haimatox 07/24/2014 at 18:07

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Okay. I play tennis as well, so I can actually help you out with this one!

8-game pro set. You win, you get her contact info; you lose, you give up everything you've got and go with her to Venezuela!

Diesel > Haimatox 07/24/2014 at 18:09

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Instead of Call Me Maybe, it's "let's have a baby".

Haimatox > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/24/2014 at 18:09

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Sounds like a plan. I'm sure nobody will notice my disappearance.

Dr_Watson > Haimatox 07/24/2014 at 18:10

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as someone who foolishly moved to Jacksonville for a year in my youth.... I'd say Venezuela is a better option.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Haimatox 07/24/2014 at 18:10

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Hey I gotta ask, South Florida... Where!!??

Mercedes Streeter > Haimatox 07/24/2014 at 18:10

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Do all that you can now, see if this is someone you really want to be with...it may just be one of those "vacationships" I sometimes hear about.

It's also a two way street, if she wants you as much as you want her, she'd try to make it work.

But most definitely, get to know her before making any potentially life changing decisions.

Haimatox > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/24/2014 at 18:11

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Pembroke Pines-ish

Haimatox > Mercedes Streeter 07/24/2014 at 18:12

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Yeah I'm sure this won't be anything major. I still have a whole life to live.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Haimatox 07/24/2014 at 18:12

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ATP WORLD TOUR!! :D

E92M3 > Haimatox 07/24/2014 at 18:31

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You should both agree to have sex before Saturday so neither has to wonder what it would of been like.

Textured Soy Protein > Haimatox 07/24/2014 at 18:33

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Just have some fun while you're together.

It's called a fling.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Haimatox 07/24/2014 at 18:59

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Oh your really South... And wrong coast!!!

Thought I'd try

stuttgartobsessed > Haimatox 07/24/2014 at 20:25

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I usually just focus on cars and not on people. usually keeps problems like yours from happening...

I kid. Maybe.